

I wish I could go back to 2015 and show everyone a screenshot of this tweet.
what is Jake on & how do I get my hands on it? ugh his mind
Im glad hes shed a light on this issue
remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat
“Since I’ve had to be without your sweetest presence, I have not wished to hear or see any other human being, but as the turtle-dove, having lost its mate, perches forever on its little dried up branch, so I lament endlessly till I shall enjoy your trust again. I look about and do not find my lover — she does not comfort me even with a single word.
Indeed when I reflect on the loveliness of your most joyful speech and aspect, I am utterly depressed, for I find nothing now that I could compare with your love, sweet beyond honey and honeycomb, compared with which the brightness of gold and silver is tarnished. What more?”
Anonymous asked:
weirdalyankovich answered:
I don’t know what this means, but sure!









